Food Porn - Peach Melba Recipe

Peach Manba

1 Man, preferably well endowed

Peaches, sliced
Raspberries
Tub of vanilla ice cream
Icing sugar

Bottle of champagne

Method

Clean and prepare the man.  Soak in hot water for an hour to allow juices to rise. Place on white porcelain plate.

Puree the raspberries, then sift the icing sugar over the puree and stir in.

Arrange the peach slices across the man in an artistic manner.  Some suggestions include peach flowers, peach suns, and peach pinwheels.  This last arrangement is especially impressive around the erect penis.  Place raspberries in all available orifices and crevices.

Scoop out ice cream and place on either nipple. Then create an ice cream trail down to the pubic region. Drizzle with raspberry sauce, making certain that it dribbles down the penis in big dollops, then decorate with mint sprigs.  Use leftover sauce to marinate your pubic region for future edibility.

Open bottle of champagne and consume at sunset for best colour co-ordination.